Hotel Transylvania - A Review

0 Stars - A Travesty

I've always thought that my lowest rating I would give something is 1 star, but then films like this that just piss me off so much come along, and I have to go lower.

This film isn't funny. The characters aren't compelling. The animation isn't interesting to watch. Nothing about this is remotely enjoyable.

The real shame is there were two premises for good, possibly great, films here. Dracula as a father, and a hotel for all the classic movie monsters. But instead we get this uninspired, stupid shit fest with no redeeming features.

I might be being a bit harsh here, but this film really pissed me off to no end.

One final thought, there are many rules about Dracula as established in traditional vampire lore. However the one thing I never thought I would have to yell upon leaving a film starring The Count is DRACULA. DOESN'T. FUCKING. RAP.

I'm So Sorry Nosferatu, Please Don't Hold This Against Me

In Short, this is the worst film I have seen all year. Maybe not on a technical level. But on a personal, emotional level.