G.I. Joe: Retaliation

2 Stars - Boring

I went into G.I. Joe 2 with expectations of something entertainingly bad, with aspirations of greatness, but failing in every logical way. Sadly it's just plain boring. Take for example about halfway through there is a battle between multiple ninjas swinging on ropes on the side of a cliff... that is boring... how do you make epic ninja cliff battle boring?

I can only hope that The Rock and Bruce Willis work together in the future, because they have decent chemistry here, but they don't do anything action-y together.

How do you make this boring?

In short, give it a miss, not hatred bad, just boring, give it a miss.