The Lone Ranger - A Review

1 Star - Awful

This film shits on The Lone Ranger. Figuratively when Tonto tells him to never say Hiyo Silver Away. Also literally when he gets dragged through a pile of horse shit.

I've not seen the classic Lone Ranger films, and the only reason this film would get me to would be to see if there was actually something fun their once.

This film is boring, it isn't funny, the characters are joyless and it doesn't much seem to like the Lone Ranger. But then again this isn't a film about the Lone Ranger. It's about Johnny Depp as a racist stereotype of a Native American. Seriously, how is this okay? He is in red face and talking in fractured English. This is surely offensive.

Well personally I can't see the difference...

In short, let's stop lining Johnny Depp's pockets for playing the same character continuously shall we?